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The Ruud Gullit rapping player review
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So we have Ruud Gullit, man, he’s huge and strong
We’re gonna rap about him in this stupid song
If you say he’s pretty good, well, then you are wrong
‘Cause he’s completely insane, well then, moving on
One second, we must address it, bless it, yes, I need to mention
My obsession with this guy’s hair, please pay close attention
The question: not worth it, or is he? He’s not perfect, but pretty
On terms with these shitty bombs, servers, get ready
When Gullit sees you, you get dizzy, get chilly
He runs right by you, left, silly, yes, really
Finishing is crazy, you’ll never see him missing
Listen, you can see his hair from a fairly long distance
Isn’t that nice? Dribbin’ quick and precise
He’s livin’ the life of a god, but let me give some advice:
Play him as a center forward, that’s his best position
Good runs, through balls, long shots, he always hits it
He’s faster than his card stats say he is
Faster than [?] and Sturridge, who people always play me with
He’s faster than a brand new Mercedes is
In other words, he feels much faster than eighty-six
He can score from anywhere on the pitch
1v1s unstoppable, and his long shots [?]
Can’t get pushed off the ball, man, he’s strong as shit
Can dribble past an entire team, I promise it
He can win headers easily, break the laws of physics illegally
Frequently equally good to Team of the Year, Ibra, agreeably
The best players on the game
Unspeakably amazing, it is really insane
Ruud Gullit, he is almost perfect
4.5 million, but I would still say he’s worth it
Ten out of ten is the rating for this guy
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